Ruin A Wish

I wish i had my mac now...oh wait i do

i wish i had a better profile pic

Granted but its even worse

I wish we had more members to post

granted but they are all like dante

i wish g-locks could think of better ways to ruin my wish

granted, but your profile pic still sucks...

I wish I won the FFA match today...

granted but no one cares and the guy you beat is a psycho, plots his revenge, stalks you and then kills you

i wish i hadn't bought iwork '09

Granted but I cant think of anything because i dont know what iwork is

I wish I could play 10 minutes of NMH2

granted but it sucks and u beat the game in that time

i wish i had something to wish for

(iwork is basically the apple version microsoft office and it's better)

Granted but its a stupid wish

I wish Rising Star Games would get back to me about my questions

granted but they focus on you and your retarded questions so there game sucks...and angry star fans spam this site

i wish i went bowling tonight

granted, but the bowling ballhits you right in the head, shattering it open

i wish i had a mac

(i feel sorry for that bowling ball...)

granted but it is an old imac (the big one) and it has a ton of parental control crap on it that only lets you play chess and the computer always beats you and it makes you cry...(it's okay..i understand because i am also sensitive)

i wish biggumby and titan38 were active members on this site

granted but you die

i wish spencer wasn't such a peanut

granted, but i become a walnut

I wish we had more members

granted but all of them hate nintendo, suda and that game thing...and they hate you so they leave

anyways...
i wish i had more useful apps for my mac

Granted but none of them help you post on this site hehe

I wish i had a Philadelphia Eagles jersey made of Twill. I cant find it anywhere sith Asante Samuel.

nah get it made of hemp.. i mean granted but your dad (or whoever else loves you) gets "from Dad" or whatever printed on the jersey. and the number on the jersey is 123. (dunno why that is bad but whatever)

i wish i had a better computer chair

Granted but it breaks with in the first week.

I wish i had a bigger tank for my turtle.

Granted but it breaks within the first week.

i wish i had a good mouse for my computer that never broke

granted, but it breaks within the first week

i wish i had something that didnt break within the first week

Granted but you lose it in the first week.

I wisht that TCIC was still up!

GUMBY WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

granted, but it falls down again

i wish that i was the coolest

lol, thanks!

Granted, but you were the coolest of a town populated by retards that were all blind.

I wish that I could be a Mod on a site for once, lol.

granted, come to the chat, but then you abuse your powers

i wish the town i was in wasnt full of retarded blind men