Ruin A Wish

granted, but they dont

i wish the lawks would get more smileys

Granted, but while hes walking in the park Joker comes out of nowhere and gives Game_Lawks a face makeover!



Thats a Joker makeover!



I wish i was immortal

granted but you go insane. and since you never die, you go on forever and just become more insane
i wish glocks face was normal again

GRANTED, but Game_Lawks Girlfriend Liked Jokers face better so she broke up with him, Game_Lawks became Emo becuz he was he was berry lonely ;[

I wish Spencer loved me

granted but im not gay. i wish that hatz would believe that some of the postes were me on the shout box

Spencer wrote:

granted but im not gay. i wish that hatz would believe that some of the postes were me on the shout box

granted but then you just explode.
I wish people would post on topics other than these.

Granted, but we start posting topics about poop

I wish everyone from TCIC came to this site again, and we could be reunited once again

granted but that includes dante,
i wish that my dad wasnt so protective

granted but you give away personal information on the internet that perverts use to find u and yeah...

i wish i was still on the cruise

granted, you hit an iceberg and go titanic

I wish you were back on the cruise.

welcome back Qball...

granted but i can no longer chat on here (and i get a lot of food)

i wish people cared more about grammar and spelling and that summer would last longer (double wish. can i do that? yes)

granted, but your kicked off the forums for double wishing

i wish that i was tan

granted but it is spray on orange tan and only on the right side of your body

i wish i could double wish

Granted, but you wish for two grand contradictions, that utterly...and amazingly bring the universe into chaos.
I wish for a puppy

granted but it jumps into your oven or fireplace (you choose) lighting itself on fire then it runs to your curtains, lights them on fire and then burns to death. and then your house burns down. However, the non burnt puppy, before the "incident", was really cute.

i wish i had a border collie

Granted, but it turns out the dog kinda hates ya so he abandons you and comes live with me. And I raise it....and it loves me...and...and... your jelly us
I wish for some ice cream

granted but it is onion cheese flavour and you eat it then throw up and then when you go to get a mop you slip on the "stuff" and impale yourself with the spoon used to eat said ice cream

i wish i had some chocolate ice cream

Granted but its chocolate dog shit.

I wish I had a second PS3 controller.

granted but your first one breaks and the second one is a wired mad catz controller

i wish i got the new ps3 slim too

Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish I didn't have to go to a funeral today.

granted but there are two tomorrow

i wish i had another macbook

Granted, but I steal em both
I wish I had a pet chameleon

granted but it cant change to purple or blue so you kill it

i wish i had $20 canadian

granted but I set it on fire

I wish I didn't have to get more fucking braces yesterday.

granted but it was 3 days ago.

i wish i had more wisdom