Ruin A Wish

granted but u cant land from that high and so...u get it.

i wish i didn't light snow leopard on fire

granted but then it blows bug spray in your eyes and you go blind and you flood your house and your comp dies.
i wish that when i reply to a topic it wouldnt sent it to my e-mail every time.

granted but it's because your email...um. died. so u never get any email and u miss important stuff like winning free macbooks or ipods or chances to win scholarships to become a nurse

i wish mann had a sustain pedal for his piano which could double as a weapon ( or )

granted but its so loud that the whole neighborhood sues him and he blames you because you wanted it fixed
i wish that someone was on chat.

granted but it's mann and me
i wish people would wish for stuff that was not already a reality

granted but its agains the laws of physics so its impoossible.
i wish that i had a bunny

granted but it gnaws your head off

i wish jub jub would go to chat

granted.
i wish that everyone that is gone from TCIC would just pop up on chat

granted but there are way too many people and a discussion is impossible and it crashes this crap site

i wish i will get crispy cremes on the way to seattle

granetd but its poisined
i wish that we would play tc now

granted but you own me so i quit

i wish i was better at the conduit

granted but they are all your evil twins

i wish that i had a ps3

granted but it's because you spend $800 to get the soon to be old one and it breaks after 2 days. you attempt to fix it yourself but electricute your brother and then he grabs you and you are both electricuted and you die

i wish i had a ps3 (make it dif)

granted but its the last ps3 in the galaxy and a night you end up having zombies trying to break through your window to get it.
i wish that i was in football already.

Granted but you never get to play

I wish school didn't start this week or next week.

Granted, but it you have an extra 2 weeks of school this year.
I wish for a lolipop

Granted, but CIA track down zacbuttcrack for selling Weed to little kids to this website and they shut it down

I wish i could fly

Granted but you get sucked into a jet engine and die

I wish i had Cursed Mountain

Granted, but when you open the case you get cursed and The Ring comes out of your T.V and kills you...

I wish i had a million wishes

Granted, but you use them all to get me lolipops.
I wish for world peace

granted but then you go crazy and shoot someone and world peace ends

i wish that i had wipped cream

granted, but you suffocate cuz you shove your face full of it

I wish people would actually make wishes when I visited this thread.