Ruin A Wish

Granted, but then you become one.

I wish that Spencers town wasnt full of retarded blind men.

granted, but they become def

i wish gumby would talk on the chat >.>

Ganted, but he spams it.

I wish that there was a link to the chat from the forums

granted, but you cant use it

i wish that some one else would be on the forums also

Granted, but he turns out to be an annoying spammer,
I wish I had a working beam katana

granted, but it gets impaled in your head
i wish godzilly had a beam katana

Granted, but i accidently impale it in your head (oops)
I wish I was a billionare

granted, but you become a millionaire
i wish i had the best cage for my turtle

i wish you guys didnt make this topic

Granted but it breaks and its no longer the best.

I wkish Spencer wasnt such a retard.

granted, but im better at spelling

I "wkish" that gamelocks could spell

Granted but I become the champ at spelling.

I wish Spencer knew grammar.

granted but it really bugs you and he is always correcting you

i wish people would stop ruining this topic *cough spencer *cough bubbles

Granted but I ruin it

I wish I didnt have to work today

granted but it's because you get fired and instead to keep you off your butt your mom gives you lots of house work to do (like emptying the dishwasher instead of spencer)

i wish summer would last longer

Granted but we die of a drought

I wish I had more subs on youtube

granted but they are all retarded creepers who hate wii and always talk about your "great" brother spencer

i wish i had more fun apps on my comp

granted but your computer blows up and your house gets caught on fire an you have to move but your parents cant afford a new house so your whole family ends up begging on the streets for hot dogs and sleeping in taxi's
i wish that i had a paintball gun

granted but you can't afford co2 cartridges or paintballs so your paintball gun is useless.

i wish i had a really good, funny, entertaining video game

granted but your video game is so much fun that u can stop playing it and u become one of those depressed 35 year olds without a job. HAHA in your FACE!!!

i wish qball wasn't so mean

Granted, but he's too nice.....

I wish my quad muscles would fucking heal

granted but it's because of surgery that puts you and your quads in a wheelchair for 8 months

i wish i had snow leopard now (mac os)

granted but it was so shiny you poked it and it blew up and your house caught on fire
i wish that i had all the movies i wanted

shiny and it blew up?!? WHAT?!?

granted but u spend every hour of every day in front of your 6 by 9 inch television watching the movies in blanc et noir and so u dont get a job and u live with your parents

i wish i had a non exploding version of snow leopard now on my comp

granted but its even more amazing that you put it on fire and it again makes your house catch on fire.
i wish that i could jump like 35 feet high in the air